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WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?

A small paragraph that definitely has nothing useful. It shifts letters when you blink. It may or may not be polite.


The cat ate the alphabet. Then a toaster learned Morse code.

42: the number that forgot why it was important.

Clock: 13:73 AM — permanently on holiday.

A suggestion box that only accepts questions about pizza.

Do not click the red link. Click it twice.

Hover to discover a secret that isn't a secret.

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Floating Nonsense

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